Gettin' Vibey With It

Speaker 1: 0:00

On this episode of BAKE SEXY CHAT, Crystal and Murph take you on an exhilarating tour of their favorite sex toys and sex aids.

Speaker 2: 0:09

It's time to get Viby with it. Na na, na, na, na na.

Speaker 1: 0:14

Hi, welcome to BAKE SEXY CHAT. My name's Crystal, I'm Murph and we are just two rad fatties sitting around chewing the fat. If you haven't listened to our show before, welcome to our BAKE SEXY CHAT. We make these fun audios and videos for our fat community and we hope you get a lot from it. Today we're going to talk about our favorite sex toys, so it's like Oprah's favorite things, but it's going to be Murph and Crystal's favorite things, mostly sex toys, because we both love sex toys and I know a lot of people think that fat people don't have sex, but it turns out we do. We enjoy it a lot. Now, you and I both are kind of like sex toy aficionados, right, we both have a lot of sex toys.

Speaker 2: 0:50

Yes.

Speaker 1: 0:51

I used to say I own every sex toy known to man. We also the shower head and the shower and the jet and the hot tub.

Speaker 2: 0:59

Yeah Well, now they have little things that accompany those that you can specifically utilize in the shower or in the jacuzzi.

Speaker 1: 1:08

Hell's, yeah, okay, so why don't you start off and tell us what about one of your favorite sex toys, murph?

Speaker 2: 1:14

Okay. So I was thinking of this in a little bit of a different way than sex toys because, like you mentioned, we are aficionados and I have my Trident Truce, and we've already talked about the Trident Truce. So I was thinking, okay, what are some necessity things that I like to do to kind of prepare? And so the first one is coconut oil. So coconut oil can be used a lot of different ways. You can use it to massage your partner and massage yourself, but what I've found as a perium and a puzzle woman not to get a little heavy, but there is some more issues that arrive with that things like vaginal dryness, things like just having like issues with skin itchiness, that sort of thing and so what I found is that, getting out of the shower, I'm utilizing coconut oil more on my labia and that is really helping with any like little skin tears or anything that could potentially happen from having rough sex or from just having sex in general. Sometimes you're just yes, Sometimes you hit a wrong angle, somebody turns a little bit and then you're like oh, so I have really made that a part of my routine and it's something that makes me feel a little bit more confident, just because I feel like I've got a little bit of slipperiness down there and it's good because it's 100% coconut oil. I buy the good stuff and it just kind of aids in the process of like. I really love my labia being played with like just squeeze massage and so having that as kind of like the preamble to the show, I think is helpful and makes me feel good, so that was my first choice.

Speaker 1: 3:10

Two things First of all, nobody ever tells you that your labia is going to get itchy when you go into perimenopause or menopause. Who would have known? Nobody's ever talked about the shit. We need to help each other out. We need to let each other know what's going on when you get perimenopausal or menopausal and, by the way, it can last 10 years. Okay, I'm sorry to be a party pooper, but it sucks. Yep, but I have my hysterectomy. I'm so proud, I'm so excited for that. But so the coconut oil is really great for that right. So, because your skin as you get older maybe two are people who are a vagina owner who are listening the skin gets thinner, kind of like the skin around your eyelids, which is very, very thin and that can tear, have little, teeny, tiny micro tears, and it can burn or hurt and, yeah, not good.

Speaker 2: 3:58

No fat at all it really has made a huge difference. It's like being a regular part of my routine. Great solution. And yeah, and it's just, it's so easy. You know, it's one of those things where, if you're not thinking about it, like you're prepping yourself ahead of time for a fun time that evening by, you know, doing that, and I've also found that it's helpful to afterwards to reapply so that skin stays nice and moisturized and, yeah, it's good stuff.

Speaker 1: 4:29

Give yourself foreplay. I love it. Yes, the other thing about that too, and you're talking about how you, what you enjoy the bottom third of the vagina, the opening part of the vaginal canal. That's where the concentration of nerve endings are, which is why it feels good to get finger banged because there's so much nerve. And once you get closer to the cervix the top two thirds there's not as many nerve endings until you hit the cervix and there's a lot of that up there. But, yeah, the bottom part in the everything that area feels so good because there's so many nerve endings.

Speaker 2: 5:01

right, and you're taking good care of your skin, while you're also giving yourself a little bit of pleasure. Oh, absolutely.

Speaker 1: 5:08

How about you? Yes, I have a few here. I didn't know where to start, but I'm going to have to go back to the womanizer. Terrible name, great product. It's just. If this one needs to be. Can you see it? It's red. It needs to be charged. How does Instagramers do it like that? They hold their hand up? Yeah, he needs to be charged, unfortunately. But the womanizer is a terrible name. We all hate the name, but apparently the company's in Germany and the womanizer word just doesn't translate well from German to English. So that's what. That's just what I've been told. But one thing you might notice about this toy, this womanizer this was specifically made for plus size bodies, which means it has a longer handle, because sometimes you have difficulty and we've talked about that a few times Sometimes it's harder to reach our clitters if we have a larger tummy, shorter arms or both. So it's nice when toy has longer, a little bit more reach to it, you can reach them up a lot more things. And so I've been selling sex toys for 20 years now, and when this first came onto the market, I was like yeah right, sure, it's going to suction and vibrate my clitters the same time I wish it's going to be all hype. And then I got one. I was like, oh shit, it's not all hype so far If you find a toy that has suction on it, like this one. Some people don't. If I wish everybody could see us, but I'm putting the little tip around the womanizer, around my finger. Some people put it all the way around their clitters and some people kind of keep it above their clitters and you can just feel like a little bit of suction and then the vibrate as well. It's like, oh, the best Can't get any better. And I think you like some of the suction toys too. Right, they give a little suction to your clitters.

Speaker 2: 6:44

Yeah, I do. I enjoy that. It's just sometimes it can be a bit intense for me. So I do like that kind of rumbly kind of toy. But the suction is good. It's a nice little change. I have a friend that likes to use that and she was like I peed the bed. I literally there was just wetness everywhere and I was like well then, you are enjoying yourselves, that's all that matters.

Speaker 1: 7:11

You know it's funny, a lot of people don't understand that. But as you're having intercourse I love that word you get juicier and wetter and a lot of people say, kind of, we got out of bed and there's a big wet spot. Yeah, that came from you. Your body is creating moisture and your you know it's penises or toys or fingers are going in and out and it's just going to get everywhere, which is why I love my Liberator Sex Blanket. But it's normal to have a wet spot, and not just the male wet spot. Sometimes, you know, the giant owners have a wet spot too, and sometimes women do ejaculate. That can be very interesting as well. I love my womanizer and love them. If you ever see a toy called a womanizer or Satisfy you have a section on it buy it. It's a good investment.

Speaker 2: 7:54

And how many inches is the difference between the plus size one and the other? Or about because the fact that I remember right, it seems like it's almost like three to four inches left of the handle is gone when you buy the standard.

Speaker 1: 8:11

Yeah, this one has about I'm going to call that eight inches yeah, of handle, yeah, and the cool thing is, on the underside of the handle it has kind of like a coarse rubbery thing. So if your hands are slippery from lubricant or coconut oil, you kind of get a better grip on it. And they put the little power buttons up and down, high and low, closer to the end of it, not down by the head or head. I don't know if you might remember, like in the old days when sex toys looked like rocket ships. Oh, yes To deep batteries, but they would always put the vibration at the tip. And I'm like no, because if that's inside your vagina, I need something on my clitoris. Most of us are going to require clitoris stimulation. Yeah, so I'm like obviously I remember putting the vibration in the tip, just did not own a clitoris. So that's my guess. Yeah, it was mostly male dominated industry back then. Now there's a lot of women in industry. That's really killing it. Yeah, they're killing it. It's completely changed again. Oh, thank goodness. And they care about the materials. I'm not saying no, of course men care about the materials, materials too. But when you own a vagina and you know it's, you know you can smell brain If you're using petroleum products and stuff like that. Nobody even knows what's happening. We don't know yet Exactly. So what's your next?

Speaker 2: 9:24

one, Okay. So this one is a vibe, so brand new. It is the Satisfy oh Top secret and it is a wearable vibrator. So this is what it looks like. So it is kind of C shaped and it has a little area right at the tip so that you can basically, when you insert it, this top part is going to rest against your clitoris and it has a whole vibrating capability right there. What's inserted is kind of like this bulbous, probably about four and a half, five inches of insertion, but it's round at the tip and it's super thick. So it's basically meant for G spot, but you put it inside of you and you. It basically rests up against your underwear and you can wear it out into public. And because it is a Satisfy product, that means you can play with Bluetooth, so it is Bluetooth enabled. My husband loves the vibrators that come with a gadget, because he gets to sit there and play with his phone and figure out. You know, okay, does this pattern and that pattern, but it's meant for G spot stimulation. It does have a whisper mode, so it what I was most surprised about with this is that you have a lot of vibration but it doesn't make a lot of sound which was really nice. It's Satisfy-er, so you get a huge warranty. You know that it's made with good silicone. It's got a lot of different presets that you can choose from, so you can choose from the vibrations that you want or you can create your own on the app and you don't have to use the app to use it. It's just another way that you can kind of change the patterns. It's waterproof. But what I found is amazing is that, yes, it feels good inserted and it's definitely pleasurable, but when there's pressure applied to it, so I put it in, I put on my underwear and my husband pressed his hand up against the C-shape and so it just pushed it in just a little bit. But what I found is that this flexiness it's, so the head will move a little bit and it pressed against my clip but also kind of squeezed the G-spot portion of it inside of me up. So when you applied that pressure, oh, I didn't stop for quite some time. It was delightful.

Speaker 1: 12:16

It can make road trips really fun and also just a trip to the bank really fun.

Speaker 2: 12:20

Yeah, well, and your partner can, because it's on that app. They can be across the world and as long as they're plugged into the thing at the same time you are and you have the app open, they can have a little bit of fun. And it's not the same. When I used to see wearable vibrators, it was made for tiny little hips and there's no way it's ever, and it was too loud. There were just too many problems with it. But this one, I didn't see any of those issues. It really lived up to the whisper mode and it was a lot of fun. Retails for about a hundred bucks. What's it called? Again? Satisfy-r. It's the Satisfy-R Top Secret.

Speaker 1: 13:07

Top Secret. Oh so that, yeah, they tried to make it extra quiet.

Speaker 2: 13:10

Yeah.

Speaker 1: 13:11

Very cool. Does the vibration on the clitters and the G-spot both? Yes, oh yeah, baby. Yeah, exactly, and it's like.

Speaker 2: 13:19

Can you see that? It's kind of like you've got that little bump before the split so and it's like got some ridges at the top of that. So it's got some good texture. It really kind of holds on.

Speaker 1: 13:30

Nice.

Speaker 2: 13:31

Yeah, it was definitely a fun choice.

Speaker 1: 13:34

I see a lot of those toys that are being made for people who have penises, who can insert it ailing, and that little vibrating nut that you put on your clit can vibrate on their perineum or perineum, yeah, and like it's majestic.

Speaker 2: 13:50

Yeah, yeah that's a lot of fun. I mean, we haven't used it for that, but definitely could be something, especially because it's not ridiculously long which is nice, so you feel like you can walk around with it on or let it sit down and then not feel like it's going to hurt you, right?

Speaker 1: 14:08

What's wrong with that lady? Oh nothing. Where's she bowling? I don't know reason.

Speaker 2: 14:13

No reason what.

Speaker 1: 14:15

You know what I was going to tell you about the app, the Toys at the Bluetooth app. A lot of people in the military buy them for each other when they're going to be separated.

Speaker 2: 14:24

Oh, that's wonderful. I didn't even think about that being kind of a niche market, but that's so true. The same with the Clona Willys.

Speaker 1: 14:31

Yeah, a lot of people in the military like to buy that and they leave that at home with their partner. So they have, you know, a replica of their particular penis. That's fantastic, that was very cool, very cool, yeah. So I'm going to go OG on this because I know that people know this toy and it can never go wrong because it takes 3C batteries. But this is the original rabbit. Yeah, this is the one Charlotte got addicted to on Sex and the City. Yep, with the pearls, the pearls. She wouldn't go to brunch anymore. She stayed home for like two weeks. They had to have an intervention. And it's lovely. It's one of the first toys that they ever made that has what they call dual stimulation. So it has, you know, the clitoral stimulation like your toy had, and then about, I would say about four inches, five inches of penetration from the penis part and that has a very pretty well-defined head. This is a great toy and I like a lot of power. And then the pearls are right here at your vaginal entrance, which is where all those nerve innings are, because, like I said, the top two thirds, whatever. It's lovely, but you know, it also kind of rotates around and back and forth. It goes clockwise or counterclockwise and you can change the degrees and you can change the clockwise or counterclockwise and it has a. Really, you know it looks cumbersome If you've always go. Oh, I don't like toys with the wire and I'm going to tell you why. Toys with the wire can be good but it has the big control where it's like as big as the dildo part. They play this because it takes three C batteries, which you know there's a lot of what they make C batteries anymore. They're far from the use. Yeah, but why people might enjoy a toy with a wire is because, especially if you're plus size, your hand is going to be relaxing in your bed on the right side or your left side, depending on which hand you are. Then you can insert this and kind of like, if you have like a medium fat thighs, it kind of keeps it in place and then your hand is relaxing over to your side and that's where you can control the vibration and the rotation. So I know it seems cumbersome because you might be like trying to, you know, use it down in the crotch area. But with this toy you can just kind of insert it. Some people like to wear it, put it in and then wear it and lay on their tummy. So you lay on their back or their side and yeah, and you can also give your partner the controller if you want to. It's kind of fun, like with your toy, but it's just it doesn't go. It can never go wrong with the actual silver bullet. And also Oprah was recommending these to her friends. It became really popular because of Oprah as well. Oh, I didn't know that Oprah was recommending the rabbit without the wire and the battery pack. The other was same company. This company is up in the Napa Valley area, vibratex. They make really great quality toys and also they use medical grade silicone. So nobody's going to get. People do get cancer of the labia and of course people get all kinds of cancer, um, vaginally, you know, on your cervix. It's just we don't need to be putting other crap in there. We already have enough stuff going on that we don't need to worry about more, absolutely.

Speaker 2: 17:28

No, and that was one of my old tried and true vibrators. I think it's interesting too because, like people expect that those things are going to be like these eight inch dildo you know apparatus and it's like, okay, the majority of us just really want you to be able to insert it and go like it's not about you pounding against my cervix. That's what I loved about that vibrator is because it always was around the right average that I wanted. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 1: 17:57

When I own my sex toy store, when men would come in and they say, what's your biggest toy? And I'm, like you know, chatting with them, trying to keep it very, you know, easy, because you know it's not always comfortable for people to walk into a sex toy store Not everybody's like you and me and just talk about sex with random strangers. But I need the biggest dildo. I'm like, okay, are you going to use it with a woman, or a man with a woman? I go, I'm just going to suggest maybe not something so huge, unless you're really into like that stretching and like that fisting that world which you know a lot of people are. But for the majority of us we just want something that's like four to six inches long, bigger. Longer penises feel good, longer toys do not feel that great Because it's not the same. The penis is malleable and when you have toys that are like hitting against your cervix. So I say, are you sure you sure you want that big of a toy? Are you sure that's what your wife or girlfriend wants to know? Oh, I don't know. What do you think? Yeah, I think no, no, yeah, it's not what we're looking for. It's truly not. And this company was the first company of Ivertex that I ever remembered. They kept it in their mind who spends the most money on sex toys? Who's in charge of the extra money that you have in your household? Usually the woman. If you're in a heterocouple and we make all the decisions for about you know what to spend money on. And they said you know what? Let's start designing toys to be very pretty, with very pretty packaging, and it sort of appeals to women, not like some of the big boobs and nipples and they're, you know, like big booty women. Sys hat women or just a heterowomen probably aren't buying toys with big boobs and butt cheeks on it, but it could be wrong.

Speaker 2: 19:36

No, you're not wrong. You know, I think maybe teenagers are buying that because you know they can get them at those novelty spencer's.

Speaker 1: 19:46

You don't know anything for a spencer. Don't give me that crap.

Speaker 2: 19:49

No.

Speaker 1: 19:50

No lube, no smelly stuff, no tasty stuff. I'm 55. I don't want that shit anymore.

Speaker 2: 19:56

So I think that's the demographic. Is that there? Now it's like oh, we realize it's nice, clear packaging, it's friendly for the environment, it's, you know, like it's a nice color. It's not, you know, grotesquely too in your face, like it's just a nice gentle product.

Speaker 1: 20:17

Those ones are like peach or chocolate brown and like huge, with the veins and the bottom like oh, I like that in the penis, but not necessarily the toy. It's way too realistic, you know. So purple used to be the number one color. Everybody loved to buy sex toys at purple. But I've heard that's changing. People are going more towards teal now. Oh, interesting. You know, I'm going to go to the sex toy trade show at the end of next February and just see what I can find.

Speaker 2: 20:41

Yeah, that sounds fantastic. Hmm, okay, all right. Well, my last one is another. Sexual aid is not a toy, and it's even not really a sexual aid. It's just something again like the coconut oil that I found to be super helpful it's a bidet. Oh yeah, yeah. So if you don't have a bidet, you need to buy one so that the second part of your life can begin.

Speaker 1: 21:14

True.

Speaker 2: 21:14

It is amazing, but it's so helpful with sex. So you know how I talked about the coconut oil earlier. If I have gone throughout the day or whatever, I'm going to use the bidet, I'm going to make sure that area is dried off and then I'm going to reapply the coconut oil. But after I've had sex and I need to kind of clean out and make sure everything's good, that bidet comes in so handy. I haven't had to worry about UTIs or anything of the sort since we've got the bidet and it is just so like life changing in terms of just cleanliness in general, but especially when it comes to sex.

Speaker 1: 21:59

I thought I was the only one using it for the ejaculate, because, yeah, if you have sex that way, without a condom, and your partner finishes inside of you, it's going to be in there for a while. It can cause some issues and, especially since my hysterectomy, things really changed for me and I've had a bidet for like the last five or six years and it's life changing. But also it cleans out the ejaculate, so the odor and the AI, everything so much better. And yeah, no UTIs, no yeast infections. It's brilliant. Did yours have a warm water or?

Speaker 2: 22:33

cold water. So we have the cold water one. It's not so great in the winter. I'll be honest, Definitely works. And so it's like, okay, you know this is good. But because we've become so invested, we've been talking about buying one of those really nice ones that has the air dryer with it too.

Speaker 1: 22:55

The Toto's that brand, right? Yeah, I think that's the name of it.

Speaker 2: 22:58

Yeah, so we're looking at it, we're talking about it, but it's just like you said, after, if he finishes inside me, it's like no, I want to be able to clean this out. I used to have to get in the shower and just because, like you said, your vagina is totally pH balance and semen can throw that off, and it's just nice to make sure that everything is washed away and clean so that you don't have to worry about any of, like you said, a yeast infection or a UTI.

Speaker 1: 23:30

And the vagina is like a cul-de-sac right. What goes in has to come back out. So if you, and also, of course, if something is absorbed into your body, but some of it's going to stay there for a little while if you don't wash it out, the first time I ever used a bidet where, if I was doing a pleasure party in Menlo Park, very fancy people there and I used to take my shoes off. I take my shoes off no matter where I go. I like to walk around in socks. And I remember this lady's at this lady's house. She had like 14 or 15 women there. They're very wealthy and they were all just spending money like crazy and I'm like, oh, this is fun, you know it was really cool. And then I say you know, can't leave any, take a break. Can I just run to the bathroom real quick? So I go into the bathroom and the bathroom has those radiant heated floors. That's really cool. It was like fall. So it was kind of cold. And then I sit on the toilet. It's got the heated toilet seat. Oh my gosh. Then I push the button that has the heated water. I'm moving in. Can you adopt me? Ooh, that's a new level of fun and if you hit it right in your clitoris, hello, uh-huh.

Speaker 2: 24:29

Oh, it definitely has the right jet stream if you wanted to do that as well.

Speaker 1: 24:33

Yes, you can turn it down or higher. Do you feel like now, if you go like, if you use serious business, if you go like somewhere and they don't, it doesn't have a bidet, it doesn't feel like so uncivilized you're like I'm going to wipe my bet with paper?

Speaker 2: 24:46

It, just it doesn't feel the same Once you've had it. I'm literally saying your light it's the second part of your life begins, it's a different life. I was trying to invent someone that I know about it and they were like really, oh no, it just doesn't seem like it would be that hygienic. What are you talking about?

Speaker 1: 25:02

It's very hygienic.

Speaker 2: 25:04

If you're cleaning your toilet, it's hygienic.

Speaker 1: 25:07

No, it's so good. I know some people will get like a kind of like a bidet for the shower, so they kind of touch to the shower stream of water and they use it in there.

Speaker 2: 25:18

Yeah, and I know they make traveling ones as well.

Speaker 1: 25:22

Especially if you're like a large person like me and I have a big butt and like, if I have to go to the bathroom on an airplane and I have to like back in, I take the little hand thingy that has the. It's like a squirt bottle with a little angle thing, because there's no way to get toilet paper in your hand between your legs in a tiny bathroom so that water is squirt of the water. Much better. But I mean I try really hard never to go to the bathroom on an airplane. But you know, if you're on a four or five hour flight I'm going to have to go and oh, yeah, there's no getting around it. Yeah, I know, but yeah, so the bidet is like heaven on earth. And wait till you have the warm, the warm seat and the warm water you're going to be like, oh, I'm never leaving. Oh good, so, so good, so okay. I used to love to sell the crap out of those silver bullet vibrators and my partner's in a sleep site and want to go down and get my bullet. But I'm going to show you something that kind of looks like a bullet. I'm going to put it on the screen, can you? I don't know if you can see that yet. Can you can see? Yeah, I know, you know what a bullet looks like. It's not the best. Okay, sounds like a little egg. A little egg, right?

Speaker 2: 26:24

Yeah, okay, a little bit thinner or longer, yeah, but yes, I call it a magic bullet, silver bullet.

Speaker 1: 26:30

Some people call it an egg. That's wonderful, but it's usually just a small little egg with a long wire and a controller. But there's other toys and, by the way, if you have like a fatter, thicker labia, you can put the vibrator on your clitoris and just leave it there and it'll stay in place. You can maybe put a little pressure on it if you need more pressure, but so I like anything that has a bullet on the end. So for people of size, there's all the all kinds of different toys. So this is a glass toy. It's called an icicle and this toy you can see like how that tip looks, supposed to be like the head of a penis, but basically there's like a little bullet in there and the bullet is what makes this toy vibrate. So it's like the guts of this toy. And this one is a glass dildo. You can put one of those little cock ring vibrators, like a little baby silver bullet around the dildo and this is like Pyrex, so it won't ever break. I mean you could drop it from like a third story building. It's not going to break but it can be beautiful. I think you can do like temperature play. But if you wrap a vibrator around it, like the little bullet, I used to have a website called. Stop baking it, Just have one. I didn't mean to be dismissive of people, but pretty much if you put a bullet on your clitoris or something that vibrates that intensely, you might take. Some people might, especially if you're on anti-depressants. It might take you a little longer, but you have a better chance of having orgasm than you can have with your own fingers or your part.

Speaker 2: 27:53

Right and, without you know, any kind of insertion. I think that's the big thing too, is that you don't have to have a lot, and that's what's so convenient about those bullets is that you could just have one like in your car or in the apartment. It's that easy.

Speaker 1: 28:10

I used to tell people, if you are a commuter, you definitely need a bullet in your car because there's too much road rage in the world and everybody had more orgasms, there would be less road rage and you can be driving along and you're stuck in traffic. You're sitting there for five or 10 minutes. Why not have fun with your bullet? You can have the controller in your hand, with the bullet on your clitoris and away you go. Exactly, you're just going to just sit there anyway, and why not have some fun and just give you some better indoor fans and help the world have?

Speaker 2: 28:37

more orgasms. Yeah, and it's just one of those things where it's a standard staple. You know, like it's a gift you could give any pretty much any person, any adult, and they're going to get you out of it. These, like you mentioned earlier, they can place it underneath their balls, they can run it up and down the shaft. I mean there's Paraneum. Yeah, there's so much that can be done.

Speaker 1: 29:03

I wrote an article 13 ways to use a silver bullet. Now look, I own every sex. I own demand. I have much better quality twice in the bullet. But when you're traveling or you're just going away somewhere, really by yourself, just pack the bullet. You never know what you might want it. And you can use it on your paraneum, on his paraneum, or the taint. You can use it around the butthole. Don't insert it. But you can tickle that area, the koolo, as I like to call it, nipples, his nipples, her nipples, shaft balls, everywhere. There's no rules except don't insert it in your butthole because it doesn't have a slant, it doesn't have a stopper on it. Other than that, do whatever you want. One time, merce, I did a pleasure party and I was showing the bullet and I would start with that because I would say everything else is kind of built around a bullet and I was showing to the slide and it's like wait, what is that? Like, oh, it's a fiber. She goes, huh, I was in my room and I was just moving and I saw one in her drawer and I picked it up and I was like I don't know if you like an iPod, and she thought it was going to be like an iPod shelf or something where you could like listen to music. And she said should I touch it? She's like I kind of looking at it trying to figure it out. I couldn't figure out how. I'm like oh no, that was not an iPod. True, that's a sex toy. She was like touch it, I go. Sorry, did you wash your hands? I'm like, oh Lordy. Oh, let's talk about how to clean your sex toys. That's an important topic.

Speaker 2: 30:16

Yeah, that really is. My favorite is we have some sensitive dye-free soap and that is our go-to in terms of cleaning the toys, especially the silicone toys. You know, I think that there's lots of different options as to what it is, but basically you want something that doesn't have like a fragrance when you're cleaning silicone no-transcript.

Speaker 1: 30:47

Yeah, medical grade silicone can take a lot of abuse, but it's better if you don't abuse it, too difficult or too unawares. I'm trying to say if you don't abuse it. It'll last forever because it is medical grade silicone. If you have the cheaper silicone, some of the companies cheap out and they don't use medical grade silicone. So you really got to keep dyes and sense away from those. And also, when you put it in your naughty drawer you got to keep them separated. You got to keep them separated because otherwise, if they're not the medical grade, they'll kind of blend into each other and they're kind of almost like melt towards each other. So what I do when I clean them, I like to use the baby wipes or the toy wipes and then I like to separate them. I have them kind of like wound into like a pillowcase so that they're not touching each other, because I don't want to take a chance of them ruining one of the other. My toys are expensive. I've invested heavily. I don't want them to go bad, you know. And also I know this is ridiculous If the toys have batteries. They say you're supposed to take the batteries out, but I'm way too lazy for that.

Speaker 2: 31:48

So yeah, I don't know anybody that does that. Kudos to you if you do, yeah, good job, but I'm not that person. The other thing is with your glass, those can even go in the dishwasher.

Speaker 1: 32:00

Yeah, they can be sanitized in the dishwasher and you see it looks like a little bullet on the end. Right, it's like Wow, it's really cool. And people like sensation play. You can have a hot water in your bedroom. You can dip it in there, you can have cold water or both, and you can just try all kinds of different sensations on each other and see what you like. You might really like cold or you might really like warm. I wish they would make a toy that warms up in the center. I think I would like that a lot if it got hot in the middle. Anybody's listening. That's what we're looking for, and if you're listening, fat people have money. They want to spend it on toys, but we need toys that reach our clitoris or our junk, our stuff, our penis, our vaginas, our clitoris, whatever our koolo. We need toys that work for us. So these little baby toys I mean it just doesn't work. If you have a larger tummy, it's really hard to reach around it sometimes. So it's nice if the toys have a good eight inches of a handle and strong vibration. Like we said with the big fig people fat people have sex too and we like sex toys. We like everything about sex and people assume we don't have sex because of our larger bodies. But I'm like dude where there's a will, there is a way, absolutely.

Speaker 2: 33:14

We all have a way. I think of folks that have disabilities, that maybe they're not a certain body part, they need the ability to have a longer handle, or they have these kind of things. It's like there's so many other demographics that they could be helping, alongside helping fat folks be able to have a product that works really well for them.

Speaker 1: 33:40

I noticed they're making some toys that have packaging that's more towards enbies, so it doesn't look so like, you know, penis, vagina, whatever, boy, girl. I love appreciate that in styles and the colors and the packaging. And then also there are a few people that are making toys for men apostle people and then a couple people, a couple of companies, are making toys for people with disabilities. But yeah, that's a large group of people that have been left out. So y'all could be making a lot more money if you start marketing towards us and making toys that work for us. There's a big market there, Haha, but we do make up 70% of the population. So hello, yeah, we want your toys.

Speaker 2: 34:21

We want your good stuff. We have money to spend. That's a thing Like it just drives me wild.

Speaker 1: 34:27

I know, I know I do appreciate the companies that do really focus on that. You know for sure. Sports sheets, they focus on toys like the doggie style strap for plus size bodies the little what's that called? It goes around your neck and then you can put your ankles in it. Sling, I think it's called. Yeah, that's sling, that cut. That's works great for plus size people because it's harder to keep your legs in the air for too long Because you have the sling that wraps around your neck with like a cushion, you can keep your legs up in the air longer. And then Liberator, which we love. Liberator, one of our sponsors. They make things that are cut for larger bodies and made for larger bodies. That high density foam that does not collapse under my booty. Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 2: 35:08

Yeah, how do you store?

Speaker 1: 35:09

your toys.

Speaker 2: 35:12

So I'd say, very similar to what you have. I have a drawer and then we have like a big chest and so we'll kind of like, keep if the ones that we can keep in packaging we keep in packaging and kind of stack them in the chest, but in the drawers, like I, have them all separated out so that you know it's easily to grab but also keeps them safe. And then I have my big old thing of lube on the side so I can grab that too. So it's nice. It's one of those things where I try to let them like air dry on a microfiber towel.

Speaker 1: 35:50

I'm showing the Hitachi Magic One and we both we made it very clear through all these two years of shows that we both love the Hitachi Magic One. But also because you and I don't have kids, so we can leave our lubes and toys out, but not everybody can. This is also called Mommy's Back Massager, so you can leave it out. Your kids might see it and they'll be like oh, you're like, oh, that's Mommy's Back Massager, because it does feel great on your back, or even Daddy's Back Massager, but it also feels really great on your genitals. So, for those of you who are just listening, I'm showing the Hitachi Magic One, which is like extra long, so it's really good for plus size bodies. Extra strong is puts out a lot of vibration. That's low, that's high and, yeah, you can't go wrong. And my last tip I want to leave us on is a way for people who have kids how to store your toys. What I recommend is go to one of the drug stores or to like office office stores and get a bankers box and then right on the outside income taxes 2012. And then put your toys in there. Your kids are never going to go in there. Your housekeeper probably won't go in there either, because it's like 11 years old. Nobody wants to look in a bankers box. They figure out there'd be tax documents and crap in there and just put your toys in there.

Speaker 2: 37:02

It's pretty stinkin smart. I love it.

Speaker 1: 37:05

Anyway, any way I can help people have pleasure or more pleasure. I mean, I'm like trying to think all the time Because yeah and yeah, and also because you and I don't have kids, we can spend more money on our sex toys. So that's very true, because I know it's hard when you have kids. They are very expensive.

Speaker 2: 37:18

Yes, yeah, and that's why you try to find those things that really, really work for you and then invest in like the better model of whatever it is. I didn't be, and I know you didn't either, but we didn't become sex toy aficionados overnight. It was a lot of trial run.

Speaker 1: 37:35

Oh, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2: 37:36

This one's got to go. This one can be thrown away, this one.

Speaker 1: 37:40

It's the world. You spend $150 on a sex toy. You don't like it. So no, the worst I forgot to mention. We asked Ashley for her favorite sex toy, and she's brought this up before in previous episodes. But she likes the Moxie Plus and it's from the company that makes the Revive. Yeah, it's kind of like one of those sucking ones right it might be, I can't remember now, but I know it has a good power. I know the Moxies all have really strong power and, like the Moxie and some of the toys we've been mentioning also have warranties. The regular rabbit, the extra, the pearl rabbit it was running its first sex toys to have a warranty. But you have to send in your warranty card and if something happens you have to be able to show your receipt. So when I had my story, I tell people just put this in an envelope somewhere safe. Okay, something goes wrong, you don't have to ship it back because they don't want it. They can't take it, but you'll get a new one. But you got to prove to them that you bought it at a local sex toy store and you actually paid for it, not like it was a gift or something. And are you still with?

Speaker 2: 38:42

The Satisfier one is a 15 year warranty.

Speaker 1: 38:45

Damn that's a good warranty. The womanizer that I have has a had a two year warranty. It's a little old now but it still works, still going strong. Yeah, love that section.

Speaker 2: 38:55

I'm happy to get you. When you buy a good quality product, it's very unlikely that you're going to have an issue.

Speaker 1: 39:01

Yeah, well, it should last you a long time. You can get a bullet that might last you two days, and sometimes you get a bullet that lasts you five years and they can be identical. Just don't know, it comes off the line. They're just manufacturing millions of them all the time, so sometimes you get a really good one and sometimes you get a crappy one. That's why it's always good to have two or three on hand and they're like $12 retail. Yeah, you can't go wrong. It's all good. Hey, man, I love it. You know I could talk about sex toys all day long, my favorite topic.

Speaker 2: 39:34

Well, and we would love to hear from everyone, like what's your go-to toy, or is there a toy that you love that we haven't talked about? Like we want to know.

Speaker 1: 39:42

So send us an email at sexy, at big sexy chatcom, so that we can review it, look at it, maybe go out and buy it, give it a test run and then let you know what we think and almost every single one of our episodes has, at the very ending, either one of us or one of our guests shares their favorite sex toys, so that's kind of fun too, and we have that at the end normally, and that's how we usually end. So we're going to end now. Murph, before we end the, why don't you tell everybody how to find us on all the socials?

Speaker 2: 40:10

Yeah, you can find us at Big Sexy Chat on all of the socials that are available, except for Twitter, because, fuck you, one must. And you can always find us at bigsexychatcom and, like I said earlier, you can email us at sexy at bigsexychatcom and we will get back to you. We love content, ideas, we love suggestions, we love questions.

Speaker 1: 40:35

Send them to our me. Yes, please, wonderful. Well, I will see you later. Alligator, enjoy your meal. Thank, you.